Iraqi TV Guide
This is currently circulating the Internet, but it's very clever. If you know who wrote it, please let us know so we can attribute credit. (2/2003)
SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies
MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest
Things.
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Slayer
WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch
THURSDAY:
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless
Dresses and Veils.
9:30 - Married with 139 Children
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News
FRIDAY:
8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
10:00 - No-Witness News
SATURDAY:
8:00 - Sponge Bob Square Turban
9:00 - Teletalibans
9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?
