La Parola Survey

GAY MARRIAGE SURVEY (Satire) ...

La Parola readers are asked to take a few moments to stand up and have your opinion counted. With all the flap about gay marriage, nobody asked gays and lesbians what we thought. This highly unscientific survey probes for your feelings, attitudes and treasured prejudices on a controversial topic. Your response will be useful in researching and composing future articles for Summitlake.com.

Rules:

You don't have to be gay to take the survey, but only answers which fulfill our preconceived notions will be validated.
If you have an axe to grind, this is the place to take it out on someone.
Don't worry about silly notions of justice, or right and wrong. To take the poll correctly, just assume you are in a majority, and can tell others what they can and can't do whether they like it or not.
If only 5 respondents take the poll, and the results support the point we are trying to prove, the poll can be construed as a statistically valid sampling of the will of the people. Vox populi.

Please rate your overall impression of the following statements about gay marriage and/or civil unions. Feel free to submit your own comments in the text area at the bottom of the survey. A name is required, but it does not have to be your real name, and is not used for anything else. Return e-mail address is optional!

Sender Info :	enter name
	email (opt)

I am for gay marriages (anybody should have the same right to get marriage):	true
	undecided
	against

I am for civil unions:	true
	undecided
	against

I don't care whether it's called "marriage" or "union" :	call it either
	call it marriage
	call it union

I am for heterosexual marriages (anybody should have the same right to get marriage):	true
	undecided
	false

As a test of my commitment to doing the right thing, I think George W. Bush should have the right to be married:	true
	depends whether I feel like it
	false

As a test of my commitment to doing the right thing, I think the Rev. Jerry Falwell should have the right to be married:	maybe
	depends whether I feel like it
	you went too far this time

As a test of my commitment to doing the right thing, I think CA Assemblyman Ray Haynes should have the right to be married:	probably
	not sure
	probably not
As a test of my commitment to doing the right thing, I think CA State Senator Pete Knight should have the right to be married:	probably
	not sure
	give me a break

Please feel free to add comments of your own in the text box below:

Subject: Gay Marriage Survey

Thanks for taking the time and thought to send us feedback!

Alex

rev 4-26-2006

Return to Article

"Rocky & Fluffy Computer Co. " and "Talking Crow Productions"

are trademarks of Alex Forbes and SummitLake.com

Comments about this site? Write to: Write Summitlake.com.

Edited for Netscape and Internet Explorer